In the same vein as the last post, here's another unconventional surgery story that made headlines this week.
An unidentified man ran into a bustling London eatery, attempting to gain access to the kitchen. He was initially blocked by staff but was able to enter a second work area; where he grabbed a butcher's knife and began "slashing himself across the wrists and groin." The chap then proceeded towards the dining area where, according to patron Stuart McMahon, "Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out. Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it."
Why the man chose this pizzeria is unknown. But the room was full of customers enjoying their own cocktails at the end of the London Marathon. Maybe the idea just came to him. The audience did not applaud the man's surreal Teppanyaki swordsmanship either. “There was blood everywhere. Everyone ran out of the place.”
Even in his half-cocked state, the constables were forced to use tear gas to bring the fellow down. But they are credited for grabbing the dude's wiener off the floor and throwing it on ice. Since the guy had no ID, Scotland Yard could only tell us that he is 35ish, Polish and "not a well boy." The man was rushed to the hospital where they immediately began the procedure to re-attach his tallywhacker. The Royal College of Surgeons confirms this was the first time that anyone in the UK has had their penis sewed back on.
Dr. Rosenrosen, fresh from this weekend's screening of Vaginal Cholecystectomy, has told TMZ.com that "a detachable penis is a phalacy."
An unidentified man ran into a bustling London eatery, attempting to gain access to the kitchen. He was initially blocked by staff but was able to enter a second work area; where he grabbed a butcher's knife and began "slashing himself across the wrists and groin." The chap then proceeded towards the dining area where, according to patron Stuart McMahon, "Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out. Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it."
Why the man chose this pizzeria is unknown. But the room was full of customers enjoying their own cocktails at the end of the London Marathon. Maybe the idea just came to him. The audience did not applaud the man's surreal Teppanyaki swordsmanship either. “There was blood everywhere. Everyone ran out of the place.”Even in his half-cocked state, the constables were forced to use tear gas to bring the fellow down. But they are credited for grabbing the dude's wiener off the floor and throwing it on ice. Since the guy had no ID, Scotland Yard could only tell us that he is 35ish, Polish and "not a well boy." The man was rushed to the hospital where they immediately began the procedure to re-attach his tallywhacker. The Royal College of Surgeons confirms this was the first time that anyone in the UK has had their penis sewed back on.
Dr. Rosenrosen, fresh from this weekend's screening of Vaginal Cholecystectomy, has told TMZ.com that "a detachable penis is a phalacy."
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