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Yes, I am happy to see you.

Even if you don't spreken zie Deutsch, you can appreciate this fine instructional video from German's Der Kindarkanal children's network. Germany strikes again; but it's about time someone produced a visual aid that teaches young men to manage the stressful circumstance of unanticipated penile erection though!

C'mon fellas, how many times have you been watching a shaggy haired ballerina on ice skates pull off the perfect piqué en arabesque and, without warning, pop a chubby? If I only had a nickel... Or how often have you knocked down a  display of stacked canned veggies in the Quicky Mart, with your wang, because you glanced at the cover of the SI swimsuit issue and suddenly found yourself harder than trigonometry? Plenty! Am I right? And it's always so embarrassing. 

Well now you'll learn how to look totally cool when it happens...

W.W.B.D.