This is 60 year old Steven Ferrini. He likes quiet drives around Lake Tahoe, bombs and speed. He recently evacuated the El Dorado County jail after CHiPs officers found an on/off switch in his pocket that was connected to wires in his pants that were connected to something up his ass.Say what what?
Originally, the fuzz busted SF for zoning out in his car after he parked in a no parking zone behind the California Highway Patrol office. I’m sure Steveo was bummed when they spotted methamphetamine in the auto and pinched him then and there. But when the police patted him down, they found the switch and then the wires and then the heat he was packing . So Tweeker Steve told them right away what was up… an anal vibrator. Some junk the trunk, if you will. The cops planned to take him down to the local hospital and let a Dr. get to the bottom of things, but Ben-Wa Ferrini inexplicably “began to explain his knowledge of explosives and bomb making." Sounds about par for the course I suppose, but the CHiPs became concerned, the El Dorado County Bomb Squad was called in and the building was evacuated.
In the end, they verified that the device was, in fact, a vibrating sex toy in his tush, not an IED. They “rendered the device safe” but made Ponch pull the plug because the Bomb Squad rolls like that. Unfortunately for Mr. Ferrini, sex toys are legal in CA, but meth is not. He went straight to jail after it re-opened.
