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On the completely macabre tip: Reuters is reporting that 3 Russian transients have been arrested after, allegedly, killing a comrade with knives & hammers, removing his head, eating him for dinner and then selling what was left of the good parts to a street vendor that peddles meats and pies.

Police were called after pieces of the person were found near a bus stop on the edge of town. The homeless suspects have been put on ice at the city jail in Perm, about 870 miles east of Moscow, facing charges of murder. Their statement cites "personal hostility" as a precursor to the assult. Apparently, the 25 year old victim tried to steal the sweetheart of one of the 3 suspects and they decided to teach their chum a lesson. The epicurean assassins are due in court on Monday.

In case you're wondering... "It was not immediately clear from the statement if any of the corpse had been sold to customers."

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