May 27, 2008

Footnote

Back in March I mentioned a peculiar news item involving right, athletic shoe clad, organs of locomotion washing up on the coast of British Columbia. Get this - A fourth foot was found five days ago.

How creepy is that! 4 human feet in 10 months and police haven't a clue as to where they came from or who they belong to. I'm glad to see the Mounties are no longer treading lightly and are now treating the findings as "suspicious". I guess they're a little more laid back in Canada. I would call the first foot suspicious. A fourth is just unnatural and, quite frankly, freakish.

Curtis Ebbesmeyer, the world's authority on floating, is still involved with the case and providing more Fun Facts too: "When bodies decompose in water they come apart in 10 pieces, two arms, two legs, two feet, the head and the torso. So, given four right feet have been found we have to wonder what's happened to the rest. There should be 40 body pieces, yet all that's being found are right feet." Apparently, Curtis is not a math expert. I'm guessing he's not a hit at cocktail parties either.

Along with the latest foot, one plausible theory has also surfaced. Family members are calling on the cops to investigate a link between the 4 feet and an '05 plane crash, on the northern island of Quadra, where the pilot and 3 passengers remain missing. There could be a connection. However, it's exactly one foot away from factitious. One right foot, that is.

May 21, 2008

Occupied

So, today my friend Ken says: "Why haven't you been updating your blog?"

Ken doesn't have kids.

I didn't want this site to be all about my family life. It could easily have gone that way, but I chose against it. Right now though, my life is all about my girls; all 4 of them. That means this blog is taking a back seat. But just for the time being. We're still settling in and adjusting and not sleeping and practicing "1-2-3 Magic". I'll get some personal time again; eventually. I think. Family time is what is most important right now.

Ken will someday have his own child. And I will laugh and laugh when he tries to tell me about the crazy days he's having. It's the kind of crazy you have to live through yourself to fully comprehend; to fully appreciate. Mark my words my friend: Crazy days await you! Crazy wonderful days. Mark my words.