December 19, 2009

B Hole

The Mrs. is out with her sisters tonight so I took the opportunity to wrap up her Christmas gifts all stealth like. I expected to be done with things by now, but our two older tots had other plans. So now it's 10-something, I've got my stash out, pulled the papers from the closet and I'm ready to wrap. Wiki-Wiki. I have no idea how TBS came on the tube, but it's Kevin Nealon and Fred Willard hosting "The Funniest Commercials of 2009" and I just saw a squirrel fart out a forest fire.

I hate commercials. I HATE commercials. But I get a kick out of squirrels and farts. Combine the two, add a full day of unlimited rides at the Mall of America amusement park, a cheap Pinot Noir and I couldn't tie my bow. I was laughing at squirrel farts so much that I had to look up the web site they splashed on the screen before the last commercial. So I head to the kitchen for some water and this is the spot I find on the home page. It only took the first gal to say: "B-hole" for me to lose it...



They had some people farts too.

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